Tuesday, March 25, 2014

the ziva david theory: NCIS is a buffy spin-off

warning: extreme nerding & fangirling ahead.
contains spoilers for the last episode of buffy the vampire slayer & the 2nd episode of NCIS season 3. i only warn that so the netflix-come-latelies don't flame me. that said, flamers will be doused in water.

i figured out the secret to the allure of one miss ziva david of the amazing show NCIS. if you dont know who she is and you have cable, i don't even want to know you right now.




the buffy episode "chosen" aired may 20th, 2003.

she activated slayers all over the world, of all ages and backgrounds.
every potential slayer became an actual slayer.



then a little over 2 years later (just enough time for a newly activated slayer to get some serious training), on september 27, 2005, ziva david appears in washington, DC as a well-trained killing machine.



how lucky for mossad that they found a super-strong pretty young woman to kill things for them, and she never even has to go to the gym to take out multiple men twice her size at the same time..

brb writing crossover fic.

OMG and eli is so not her birth father. he's her WATCHER. /fangirling (i know i know the font. just be glad it wasn't a giant blinking .gif.)

seriously though if you guys write fic about this, link me up so i can see it.. and give me credit.. or i'm sending gibbs after you. :)

i've made a little space for the cheese slices.